Ladies and Gentlemen, tilt your trilbies, slap on your water wings, and brace yourselves for the slimy, squishy, bouncing sensation of the century – our local...
By now, we’ve all seen a myriad of forgettable excuses as to why students are late for school. “My dog ate my homework,” “The bus didn’t...
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In an extraordinary occurrence that has sent tinsel town residents into exhilaration, the renowned crying statue, famed for shedding tears during landmark life events, has seemingly...
Is your garden looking ghoulishly green? Are your petunias possessed? Your lilies living dead? Your roses – well, reeking of rot? Secret Informer is reporting across...
In the trivia-packed universe of the unimaginable, where reality is seemingly a paradox, a Florida man made headlines by publicly asserting that he is not just...
In a shocking event that has left everyone gobsmacked, a man’s shadow has reportedly filed a lawsuit against its “owner” demanding its independence. Apparently, the lowly...
Hold onto your hats, folks! It may sound hard to believe, but a rabbit – virtually a sizable Brontosaurus bunny – raced against a tortoise in...
Near the quaint little town of Cluckington, nestled between Ma’s Apple Pancakes and Pa’s Chicken Shack, lies Ruby’s poultry farm which boasts of its premier collection...
In an unprecedented world first, a man from Arizona has boldly claimed to be the reincarnation – not of a historic figure or legendary being –...