Bigfoot’s Brush with Fame: Sasquatch Spotted on Hollywood Set!

Lights, camera, Bigfoot?! Believe it or not, our beloved, elusive man-beast, the notorious Sasquatch, has reportedly traded his natural forest habitat for the glamorous world of Hollywood.

It all began when coffee-guzzling production assistants working on the set of a much-hyped blockbuster – we’ll not reveal the name, but suffice to say it’s serialised in nature – spotted an unusual, hairy giant skulking behind the famous Hollywood sign.

“Huge, bigger than the Dwayne Johnson. His footprints could be kiddie swimming holes. We thought it was a PR stunt, until we saw his face,” gushed the terrified but intrigued interns. Yes, my faithful gossip-hungry readers, it seems Hollywood has gained a new star, though he isn’t starry-eyed, but has star-sized feet!

And it gets even wilder, folks! This tree-sized trespasser wasn’t just hanging around Tinseltown for sightseeing. No siree! Sources inform us that the Sasquatch had landed a bit part in the forthcoming film! Word on the woodland trail is that the role of Chewbacca’s long-lost, often-forgotten cousin was quickly improvised after discovery of our colossal cryptid, a role he didn’t need to audition for.

Yet the plot thickens as there have been insider whispers about an ongoing on-set squabble. Apparently, our beloved sasquatch – let’s call him ‘Sassy’ for simplicity sake – has been miffed about his screen time. “Sassy wants more lines!” shared a lead actor on conditions of anonymity (hint – he used to be a vampire heartthrob). Rumor has it; Sassy got even more stoked when he discovered the catering van’s all-you-can-eat buffet, establishing territorial dominance over the nacho section.

More entertainingly, the diva starlet of the production bowed out from an intimate scene with Bigfoot, despite his fresh mountain pine aroma. She claimed, “Those eyes! He is just too intense!” Distraught, Sassy made his way to the on-set therapist, who recommended he work on ‘building his emotional walls.’

Sassy’s star-power has made quite an impact, both on and off set. A shaky relationship developed when a fellow actor, famous for his method acting – let’s call him ‘DJ’ – tried to spend a day in Sassy’s shoes, or should we say footprints? After experiencing the Sasquatch lifestyle, he determined he ‘ain’t cut out for all the forest living’.

But fear not, folks! The Hollywood-life hasn’t totally corrupted our backwoods dweller. Sassy’s still finding time for his favorite pastimes. More than once, he’s been spotted making late-night raids on the prop department, running off with papier-mâché trees and accidentally knocking over lights with his unruly behind.

Notwithstanding the shenanigans, it seems Bigfoot’s enjoying his time in La La Land, leaving giant footprints on the fabled Hollywood Walk of Fame. Whether this is his launching pad into superstardom or Sassy’s fifteen minutes of fame, one thing is certain: Bigfoot just moved on from being merely a tabloid sensation. You heard it folks, the forest legend is now Hollywood’s new ‘IT’ creature!

There you have it, dear readers of Secret Informer – the most shocking reveal since Gill-man was caught using visual effects to imitate his aquatic skills. Remember, we’re your ultimate source of delectable gossip and unbelievable tales, and we assure you, we’ll be at the forefront when Sassy decides to dish further on his Hollywood escapades.