Paranormal
Mystical Mailroom: Letters from the Afterlife Arrive at Haunted Post Office!
In the sleepy hamlet of Royston, nestled beneath gray rainy clouds, an event is taking place that defies logic, outdoes the improbable and confounds common reasoning! Royston has always been known for its quirky charm and antiquated buildings; however, in recent weeks, the modest postal center, with peeling paint and lopsided benches, has caught the world’s attention. For inside this unassuming building, letters from another realm have been arriving into the Mystical Mailroom. Yes, my friends, we’re talking correspondence from the afterlife!
This humdrum location, with its worn-out sign and creaking floorboards, is now a hub of spectral activity. Postmaster Fred Robinson, after recovering from initial shock, shared his uncanny experiences with us. “It began with that cursed mailbox. One morning it just wouldn’t open, not with the key, not with a crowbar. Then letters started to pop out, like toast from a toaster,” Fred recalled, wiping his brow with a trembling hand.
The letters, presumably written by the dearly departed, range from requests for their favorite knick-knacks to be placed in their grave to complaints about the afterlife’s lack of decent TV shows. Not just limited to Royston’s recently departed, they are posted from regions far beyond our mortal realm.
Consider Ethel, the mildly discontented ghost, whose missive read, “Do send more sunflowers; that dreary mausoleum could do with some brightening.” Or grumpy old Herman who expressed perennial dissatisfaction with his tombstone’s engraving even in death, “Really? Is ‘honest, loving father & husband’ the best you could come up with? Yawn…”
The deluge of letters hasn’t been limited to inhabitants of the afterlife alone. A correspondence concerning a certain cat named Patches, demanded better quality cat treats for its ghostly form. And let’s not even start on the straight-talking hamster that wanted its wheel replaced posthumously. The culprits range from your neighbour’s Granny’s canary to great Aunt Marge who departed before the first moon landing.
Royston’s citizens have been, understandably, in an uproar over this unexpected communication. As a result, Monday’s have now become ghost-letter days. Families, friends, and parapsychologists all gather round to collect their letters, in hopes to hear a last advice, a forgotten secret, or a heartfelt wish from their dearly departed.
Local Reverend May has turned this into a sort of local event – Holy Mail Communion, if you will. After she generously blesses everyone with holy water, the letter-reading begins. Each time, with a keen sense of awe, the members of the community gather to listen to this spectral correspondence play out.
And there’s been an uptick in tourism as well! People from miles around, with no connection to the town, have been flocking to Royston’s Post Office, abuzz with curiosity. Hotels are happily reporting record occupancy rates and the local bakery, thanks to a poltergeist’s letter demanding apple pies, is experiencing newfound fame!
Authorities are clueless about these letters, their origin, and the supernatural postage system. Forensics, handwriting experts, even the local librarian has examined these sepulchral correspondences, but to no avail. The papers carry no fingerprints, no DNA, no physical evidence of any kind, except for an inexplicable scent of lavender and fresh earth.
As we reach the end of our awe-striking journey through Royston’s spectral mailing frenzy, one letter stands out in particular. It was from a certain J.P., known for his literary exploits among the living – furthermore, he was actually pretty useful regarding what to expect on the other side: “Picture vanilla. Lots of it. And cats. Definitely lots of cats.” Well, take note future ghost writers!
So, there you have it, friends! The Mystical Mailroom of Royston – a postmaster’s nightmare, an ethereal postbox, serving as a gateway to another realm, where letters from the afterlife are not only possible but delivered on every Monday!