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Get ready, dear readers, to have your regular reality ruffled, as we’ve got an exclusive eyewitness account that is so bonkers, it’s a firecracker of eccentricity....
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From New Jersey to Nunavut, Alabama to Australia, earthly youths have been riddled with an otherworldly presence – alien exchange students! Don’t fret, this is not...
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Get ready to have your intergalactic minds blown, esteemed readers of the Secret Informer! Yesterday afternoon, in a bizarre and somewhat laugh-worthy sighting, a UFO was...
By now, we’ve all seen a myriad of forgettable excuses as to why students are late for school. “My dog ate my homework,” “The bus didn’t...
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Welcome, earthlings! Prepare to have your minds blown faster than a supernova! The Secret Informer has uncovered the truth – invisible aliens are living among us!...