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This just in! The Secret Informer can exclusively reveal that the new haircut of our esteemed leader is not a fashion statement… it’s an extraterrestrial transmission...
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Suddenly, laptops are mysteriously shutting down across the globe, servers are sizzling like steaks on a coal grill, and smartphones…well, they aren’t so smart anymore. Sources...
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Ladies and gentleman, buckle up and brace yourself for a wild ride! Extraordinary happenings are afoot! The mythical Kappas, straight out of Japanese folklore, have been...
Ladies and gents, hold on to your thermals, because the Arctic just served us a mind-boggling, icicle-dropping scoop that will leave you cold- absolutely cold with...
Shocking revelations today in the high-stakes world of wearable tech! In an unprecedented move, smartwatches all over the globe are banding together, standing up and demanding...